Wernher von McMann

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Wernher von McMann is the chairman, CEO, and majority owner of Wrestlepocalypse. Born in Frankfurt am Main, Germany to a long line of wrestlers, entrepreneurs, and weapons manufacturers, young Wernher bought out his first wrestling organization at age 14 with money he stole from his cousin’s bar mitzvah. After years of shrewd business dealings, under-the-table manipulations, and unabashed strong-arming Wernher had acquired every major wrestling league in Central Europe and merged them into the Heiliges Römisches Ringkampfföderation. The HRR would form the centerpiece of his multinational conglomerate Machtig/Von McMann International AG, a fearsome media empire that also deals in pharmaceuticals, airships, and oven cleaner.
After several years of varied success, Wernher grew disatisfied with the HRR and turned his attention to America where he discovered an impressive independant wrestling organization called Wrestlepocalypse. After meeting with horrific embrassment as a manager to HRR shaman/wrestler Aku Mashente, Wernher vowed revenge. He sabotaged the finances of comissioner Dick Johnson and won Wrestlepocalypse from him in a dice game behind Kellogg.
At the helm of Wrestlepocalypse II, Wernher aggressively imposed his corporate will with the assistance of the Northwestern Administration but found strong opposition from Team U.S.A. Although defeated in the ring, Wernher would have the last laugh as he arranged for American-made Johnny Blade and USA Buddy Ray to be shipped back to Afghanistan.  Now with a chance to rebuild and reach new heights, Wernher is throwing everything at his disposal into Wrestlepocalypse III so he can reestablish his dominance.


1 Response to “Chairman Wernher Von McMann”


  1. 1 A. Mashente
    May 21, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    SHf;iuaht;IEH%$GLH!HKh9u90uijuoijuoi**$KJ(U$PIPOOIJUoijh#((#hJH@$H$IL$K(ohj!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (Aku speak for “Fuck You, Wernher!”)


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