Johnson Vaughn Baryshnikov vs Garaint Llewelly
Johnson Vaughn Baryshnikov
Johnson Vaughn Baryshnikov did not find his passion for dance until he got to Moscow High School, before that time he spent his days being picked on by all of the Jocks at his middle school. After finding dance he discovered that REAL MEN LIFT WOMEN NOT WEIGHTS. Now he is here to prove his refined masculinity to the world by challenging an old bully from his past!
Garaint Llewellyn
A Welsh, no-nonsense, rugby playing man’s man who shows people what it means to be masculine, both on the field and in the ring. He was forbidden from playing rugby in France, Italy, Argentina and New Zealand – all for repeated aggression and fighting related incidents. Once killed a man – it is not to be discussed in his presence. Garaint grew up in a little village in the Welsh valleys. Born to a coal-mining father and a prostitute mother (who incidentally left the family for a dancer). No siblings, no friends, no conscience.
Drinks like there is a tomorrow, but it’s set aside for more drinking. Word of warning – don’t spill his drink. Moved away from using pint glasses because he didn’t want to go order that often – can be observed using a trough.
Mud does not bother him. Neither does blood. Nor pain. The only thing that bothers him is the prancing fairy poof by the name of Barishnakov who’s been begging for a beating for a long time…
bitch ass fairy gunna get his head beat.