Lone Star w/Mei Li McMann vs. Sprada vs. Cougra
Lone Star

Lone StarLone Star was born in Texas. Her parents were killed and she was raised by the coyotes who ate them. Only educated in hunting and killing, she became a bounty hunter for the state and eventually a hired killer because too many of her bounties ended up dead, stuffed and mounted. Lone Star prefers difficult, interesting kills. Mei Li McMann approached her in a bar in Texas to offer her the opportunity to take out Cougra for the Womens Championship. Lone Star was so excited she downed a bottle of Jack Daniels, broke a mans neck and accepted right away.

Mei Li McMann

Mei Li McMahnMei Li McMahn was born in Shanghai to the China McMahns and groomed since birth to run Wrestlepocalypse Asia.  In her heart, however, Mei Li wanted to wrestle, but her family thought it indecent for a girl, so forbade her participation beyond the management of the company.  Now, her uncle Verner Von McMahn has offered her a chance to win a position in Wrestlepocalypse America with the possibility of a wrestling opportunity: to prove herself, she is responsible for defeating Cougra for the corporation.  Mei Li hired the best gun she could find to secure her access her dream.  If her hire loses, Mei Li will be shamed and deported with no where to turn, as her family certainly won’t take her back after this display of blatant disrespect towards them and their wishes.

Sprada

SpradaSPRADA is a British drag wrestler whose style could best be described as a mix of pre-disaster Courtney Love and modern Brit pop rock.  SPRADA was born (date unknown) in a laundromat in London.  Her mother abandoned her on rinse cycle.  A local nun found poor SPRADA in a dryer full of panties and brought her back to her convent.  There SPRADA found kinship in her Mother Superior, a strong woman with a keen eye.  She also caught the eye of Reverend Charles, who would make special visits to SPRADA’s bedroom every Sabbath.  Mother Superior, noticing SPRADA’s victimization, taught her to fight back, and when she did, so, Reverend Charles evicted her.  Left on the streets, SPRADA fended for herself and joined the underground wrestling circuit to survive, using the techniques, such as her signature The Emaculator, that Mother Superior taught her.  She quickly rose in the ranks, most recently becoming the European Women’s Champion.  She has now come to the States to claim the ultimate title: winner WRESTLEPOCALYPSE.  It’s SPRADA, bitches!

Cougra

CougraDiscovered as a kitten in the wilds of the Canadian Rockies by her (since deceased) Handler Wilson, Cougra was raised in the Canadian circus and trained to fight alongside stepsister The Nutcracker, whom she defeated in the Women’s Championship at Wrestlepocalypse II. Having previously ripped bloodthirsty shephardess Lil’Bo Reap to shreds at ‘Pocs I, she was immediately hired as an employed wrestler for the Wrestlepocalypse Corporation, when it was owned and run by the notorious “Essential NU.” While working for the corporation, Cougra was given the curse of speech by her manager, Corporaia. Finally freed from all managers and contracts after her victory at Wrestlepocalypse II, the two-time women’s champ returned to Canada to train in solitude. The high mountain air and reunion with her species has reinvigorated Cougra and given her new purpose. Cougra returns to defend her title at Wrestlepocalypse III, but this time is back for the sake of integrity and the spirit of Wrestlepocalypse. She’s out of captivity… and back for carnage.


2 Responses to “Women’s Championship”


  1. 1 B-Co
    May 21, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    Soooooooo fucking excited!!!!!! I may just suffer a stroke! Are there any medics on staff at Wrestlepocalypse III?! Something to look into…

    Bring the pain ladies. can. not. wait.

  2. 2 CJ's Biggest Fan!
    May 22, 2009 at 7:47 am

    I’m glad there’s a bathroom break at this year’s show, give people a few minutes to catch the breath they’ve been missing since watching The Reflection of Perfection, C.J. CAGE.


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